Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
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Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
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If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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