Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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