just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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