So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Boobs speak an international language.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Randomize
