Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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