They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
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Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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