i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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