Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
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