oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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