Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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