How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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