Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
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Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
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She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
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