My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
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eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
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I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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