As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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