My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
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She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
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Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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