you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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