The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
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Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
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This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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