I just made out with a guy for $7.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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