he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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