Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
this boner is exhausting
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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