Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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