You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
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I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
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I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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