PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
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the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
We left the knife in your bed.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
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If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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