Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
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