yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
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My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I feel like death gave me a hand job
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
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After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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