Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
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Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
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My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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