hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
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I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
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She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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