I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
my sisters under your porch take her home
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
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She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
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he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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