My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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