I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
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My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
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You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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