Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
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I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
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I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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