I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
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Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
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The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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