You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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