We should be called the Road Head Warriors
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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