I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
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It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
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I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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