I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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