we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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