A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
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I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
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She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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