She is in my trunk
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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