What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
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I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
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I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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