Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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