What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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