Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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