I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
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Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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