Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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