Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
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You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
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Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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