Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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