She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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