What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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