i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
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After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
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Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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