Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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