guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
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I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
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I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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