She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
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Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
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you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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