i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
Randomize
